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window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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05px:

math

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

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strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

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sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20

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